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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 16:18
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They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
share office space ...
How did you know you weren't the narc?
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Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way